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itcantrain-allthetime:

I like the term “We’re expecting” when people talk about pregnancy, because it makes it seem like there could be more than one outcome.
It’s all like:

We’re ‘expecting' a baby.
But it ‘could' be a velociraptor.

cuntphrase:

unpopularqueen:

I LITERALLY STRUGGLE TO BELIEVE THAT SOME PEOPLE HAVNT TRIED TIM TAMS, VEGEMITE, FAIRY BREAD, WIZZ FIZZ, CHICOS, MINTIES AND CARAMELLO KOALAS
U R MISSING SK MUCH

are those street names for drugs

notevenhalfwaydecent:

thewalllhaditcoming:

diverging-tobias:

deathserums:

omg i never knew that disney owns marvel what what what

disney owns everything
disney owns star wars
disney owns abc
disney owns you

dose this mean the Avengers count as disney princes?

absolutely

ikolism:

steve, bucky and sam going out for early-morning jogs. every time steve and bucky pass sam, they yell “ON YOUR LEFT” and “ON YOUR RIGHT” respectively. sam gets increasingly frustrated. but after a while, steve and bucky realise they haven’t passed sam again, and he’s nowhere to be seen. and they start to get worried, fearing the worst, until suddenly they hear a shout “ON YOUR ABOVE, ASSHOLES” as sam swoops overhead, leaving them behind

lacourte:

lowkeyshe:

I wonder why people always forget about Kida. I mean, she’s an awesome character, she’s beautiful, she’s brave, she’s funny and she’s actually a princess.

She’s black

welp

kanyedistressed:

i’m so glad that he exists

nonakani:

The Adventure Time Hands-Free Club
It’s a joke they’re all missing limbs HA.

nonakani:

The Adventure Time Hands-Free Club

It’s a joke they’re all missing limbs HA.

ryanamk:

Don’t try and say you didn’t see it coming.

neorize:

good night
something real quick. apologies, i tagged it i hope i don’t mess anything up, but my whole family is all messed up now

neorize:

good night

something real quick. apologies, i tagged it i hope i don’t mess anything up, but my whole family is all messed up now

jeshaka:

I CAN’T EVEN. OH MY GLOB.

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